just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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