don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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