I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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