Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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