you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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