I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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