We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
