D3 body, D1 cock
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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