He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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