We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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