its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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