Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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