do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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