Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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