Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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