fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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