this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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