even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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