Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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