In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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