i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
The best revenge is premature balding
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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