hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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