As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
COCAINE IS GR8
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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