he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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