worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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