Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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