Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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