is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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