I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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