someone threw a dead crab at me
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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