Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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