I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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