i was born a porn star she said
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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