IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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