oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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