you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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