Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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