Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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