Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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