And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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