Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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