I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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