its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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