I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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