Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My hand turned me down
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
40s are totally the cure
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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