Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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