Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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