Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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