If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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