Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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