That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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