got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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