i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We have so much sex to catch up on
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
