just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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