my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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