So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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