i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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