Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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